You know you're drinking too much coffee when...

A little coffee humor on this rainy and dim fall morning! Taken from my dad's clean humor website, www.grif.net

You answer the door before people knock.  

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.  

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.  

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.  

You can jump-start your car without battery cables.  

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.  

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.  

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.  

Instant coffee takes too long.  

When someone says. "How are you?" you say, "Good to the last drop."  

You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.  

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.  

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.  

You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

Comments

[Dad]

Remember to drink your TEA, my child. Coffee is of da debil

[Anne]

OH MAN! Guilty as charged and it's not even grey and dreary. I'm good to the last drop and so's my Coffee Mate! Thanks for the laugh.

[Kerry McDonough]

Too funny! I needed a pick me up!