For when you can't say what you'd really like to say... sayings for the outside and insides of card. From www.grif.net, a clean humor site.
The sun is warm, the beach is beautiful, The food delicious, the company charming.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
something special for your birthday.
Violets are pink
The perfume you're wearing . . .
Sure does stink