Thought these classy revamps of the error messages I get were appropriate given all my hassles with the blog makeover! Taken from www.grif.net, a daily clean humor email.
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You
ask far too much.
Windows 7 crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one
hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.